found : message in a bottle

i know. i know. i've been giving you some pretty lame founds in the last month or so. i'm sorry for that. and this doesn't count on my part...
but my brother found a message in a bottle the other day, and i just needed to share it with you.

- k.

found : document

i don't know. i don't get it. but the best part is that 2. looks like it says hey(,) bonus(!). 

please decipher this if you can.... 

- k.